my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor
(via cockless-in-seattle)
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: acoolshark, via cockless-in-seattle)
I have cancer
“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”
it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song
(Source: good-little-homestuck, via anal-recovery)
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
(via everythingsalive)